Thursday, March 19, 2009

Grab your puke bowl sis...this one's for you!

HI! My name is Eve. I have been re-uniting with my "old friend"...... PLACENTA! This kept me healthy and strong for 40 weeks when I lived in my Mommy's belly and now my FREAK MOM is making me hold this nasty, cold thing. My Daddy said my Mommy has "crossed over" and is worried that she might be scaring away the 4 people that read her blog! I think he might be right;)

I was going to plant it in the yard with an apple tree, but I forgot I had it! Congratulations WENDY! You are the winner! My sister thinks an "old cow head" is the prize (now who's the freak) It's NOT a cow head......that's gross!

My hubs says I can no longer come through our front door! Hey at least I didn't eat it! I'm off to grammy's for the week with the kiddo's, I will send out your TOTALLY AWESOME prize when I get back...I'm glad Wendy won...she's just as freaky as me:)
P.S. the white noodle thing is the umbilical cord.....now that's gross!


6 comments:

Amber Rose said...

I just puked a little bit in my mouth.

Wendy Girl said...

YES....I Knew it..
That is so Freaking Awsome...
You Rock Johnna, Your Cooler than I thought...

Mrs. A said...

Gross! I think Jason's right! You are twisted, girl! Mya

Mrs. A said...

Johnna, I have been calling you for days! Where are you? We speak practically every single day. I am worried about you. If you read this please check in with me.

Lateda said...

Your placenta! nice... I am so impressed you have kept it for so long:)freezer burnt placenta is even better!

Elliotness said...

OOh! I think I saw an ad in Mothering magazine, where you can send that bag of bodily stuff in to some warehouse and they will grind it and put it into capsule form!
A little boost to your daily vitamin routine! Maybe you can also send a few to Amber, she sounds like she can use the extra minerals :)